Another Ebay post... Or How to Solve the World's Unemployment Crisis
My Lordy, do I LOVE EBay! I just doubled my money (yet again) after purchasing a very fine designer item in a sale & then posting it on the Internet when I got home. It is just way too easy these days to become a self-made entrepreneur. Thus, why I wonder why people still line up in dole or Social Security queues complaining that they can't find jobs. Well, why don't they just head on down to their local Centrelink office, get on the internet (yes, they have free access in all offices for the unemployed to search jobs online) and start up your own Ebay stores! You don't need alot of capital, just start off small, maybe go down to Super Cheap Auto or The Reject Shop and grab yourself a bargain for a couple of bucks. Then, it's all in the marketing strategy. Make sure you have a way with words and go for the big sell with words like, "Once in a lifetime Opportunity", "Don't miss out!", "My loss is your gain" and the people will come bidding from near and afar. Becoming a successful Ebay trader makes you feel like you can do anything! It is so empowering that I am now considering a career in Used Car Sales, Real Estate, maybe even Political Speech Writing.
My Lordy, do I LOVE EBay! I just doubled my money (yet again) after purchasing a very fine designer item in a sale & then posting it on the Internet when I got home. It is just way too easy these days to become a self-made entrepreneur. Thus, why I wonder why people still line up in dole or Social Security queues complaining that they can't find jobs. Well, why don't they just head on down to their local Centrelink office, get on the internet (yes, they have free access in all offices for the unemployed to search jobs online) and start up your own Ebay stores! You don't need alot of capital, just start off small, maybe go down to Super Cheap Auto or The Reject Shop and grab yourself a bargain for a couple of bucks. Then, it's all in the marketing strategy. Make sure you have a way with words and go for the big sell with words like, "Once in a lifetime Opportunity", "Don't miss out!", "My loss is your gain" and the people will come bidding from near and afar. Becoming a successful Ebay trader makes you feel like you can do anything! It is so empowering that I am now considering a career in Used Car Sales, Real Estate, maybe even Political Speech Writing.
Labels: centrelink, ebay, entrepreneur, internet, unemployment
posted by Princess Monmon at
Thursday, May 01, 2008
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2 Comments:
This posting shows unique thought : but do you REALLY want 386,000 " competitors" on EBay ?
If every unemployed person set up an EBay shop, YOUR bargain would soon look " old hat " and you'd be back to the dole queue yourself !!
It's going to take a whole lot more than this to solve the unemployment problem. Good thought, though. Give you that.
Garrie. watchdoggie1951.
Point taken. I guess I don't need competitors to take away my business. Athough, I still feel as though I have a knack for selling online even if there are a million people out there trying to do it too. Maybe I have found my calling?
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