TOP 10 FOODS BEING AUCTIONED BY CRAZY PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEIR FOOD "LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING"

OK..SO I AM ADDICTED TO EBAY, AND EVEN SCARIER IS THE FACT THAT I SPEND HOURS TRAWLING THROUGH PAGES LOOKING FOR WEIRD CRAP LIKE THIS. I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO IT, IT'S ALMOST AS ADDICTIVE AS GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCHING "OVERLY, OBESE PETS" **(Note to self: Must do top 10 list for images of tubby animals I have found). HOPE YOU ENJOY MY LIST FOR TONIGHT. I HAVE ADDED ALL THESE FANTASTIC ITEMS TO MY "ITEMS WATCHING" LIST & WILL UPDATE YOU ALL AS TO HOW MUCH MONEY THEY FETCHED. These items are in no particular order of favourites, but I will say that I have a penchant for number 10 & all it's glory.

1. Heart Shaped M & M - Eat your Heart Out! Heart Shaped - Lucky M&M, Blue HeartYou are bidding on a coupon redeemable for a lite, blue heart-shaped M&M. It is a lucky M&M that will give you peace and love.This morning, I opened a new bag of M&Ms (pictured below.) It is the bunny mix - spring colors. The heart-shaped, blue M&M came out as soon as I opened the bag. It is a light blue color and it is the same color featured on the bag. My kids looked at it and said, "WOW it is a heart! How lucky is that?" It is a little smaller than a quarter, and it is not a consumable product.Because, it is a heart shaped M&M, whoever has it will have luck and be at peace in some way. Whether you are looking for love, stressed, or wanting some luck; holding this lucky M&M will give you the satisfaction you are looking for.The meaning of blue is.... the feeling of peace and spiritual awareness. What a perfect meaning for a heart shaped M&M.

2.Cadbury Mini Egg In the Shape of a Boob - Here's your chance to own the one and only Cadbury Mini Egg that is in the shape of a old lady boob, complete with weird nipple!! Nothing has been modified--it is how I found it when it poured from my bag of mini eggs. Don't let this fun and festive conversation piece pass you by! Buyer pays shipping and Good Luck!!
Question & Answer to Seller as on Ebay

Q: Does the mini boob produce chocolate milk? :-)Apr-06-08

A: We can hope but I neither sucked on it or made any other attempt at milking...Great question though

3. Alien Monster Skull Cornflake - This is no typical weird flake it is a partial three-dimensional flake of what appears to be a skull or head of some sort. To me it looks very much like the Picture next to it of the Alien baby monster's skull from Alien Resurrection! What it looks like to you is fine too! As you can see in the other picture below it has a hollow eye socket in an upside down heart shape! Sorry it's not a State or a Holy image. It is something new and fresh at least and at last! There are no fancy stories behind this flake except I knew I would be a flake not to save it-plus you can't help but notice a flake that seems to stare back at you! LOL. Who will bid on it who knows? Perhaps a devoted Alien or Monster fan but one thing is certain I will be sad to see it go. A devoted collector OR serious corn flake Flake! has to have this!!! A flake like this just does not come along everyday! Of all the cereal bowls in all the world you had to show up in mine. Oh yes, by the way DON'T eat it :) As if I had to tell you that! Sorry-There are NO returns on this item! Oh and if you want to see what it looks like on the other side? You need to Win the bid to find out! PLUS I revised this ad I accidently had the shipping at $10 it is $5 now!

4.Chicken Washington the First Chicken Nugget President George Washington in Nugget form - Own a piece of history. CHICKEN WASHINGTON is our First Presidential Chicken Nugget. Discovered in the glorious state of George Washington's birth Virginia (coincidence) at the Carytown McDonalds in Richmond. This historic and recognizable profile was found nestled among a patriotic 10 piece combo. Standing out among chicken as he did among men CHICKEN WASHINGTON distinguished himself as a leader. Too valuable to be dipped in honey sauce CHICKEN WASHINGTON made the trip back inside the pocket of an 11 year old boy whose sharp and patriotic eyes first spotted him in combo meal #9. CHICKEN WASHINGTON has weathered a year in our kitchen. Like the true father of Chicken Nuggets he has not molded, rotted, or gone bad. Upstanding in character he has hardened over the past year in order to meet his celebrated destiny- you, gentle bidder. A quote directly from George Washington himself should compel you to do your patriotic best "Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder." Own a piece of history today!

5.Onion Ring Shaped Like Letter "e" - Up for auction is a deep fried onion ring that my daughter received the other night with her dinner. It is shaped like a small letter "e". She thought is was really cute, and said to me "Hey Dad lets list this on e-Bay"! So here it is, just think of the possibilities, Nascar fans, #88 "Little e", "e"xtra cash for you, "e"xtreme posslbilites to let your friends think of things they can spell! It measures approx 1 1/2" X 1 1/2" square, the batter is cracked, shown in picture. This is NO RESERVE AUCTION so have fun!! Winning bidder to pay a fixed rate of shipping of $5.00. All sales final No-Returns, sold AS-IS.

6. Image Of Jesus Christ Praying on a Cheese Crunch Chip - Earlier today I was sitting on my chair next to my desk when I Opened up my bag of cheese crunch chips. I grabbed some chips out of the bag and noticed this peculiar looking Cheese Crunch Chip. As I took a closer look at it. I found that it had a Strong Resemblance to The Image Of Jesus Praying. I couldn't believe my eyes. As I continued to look at the details of the shape of the cheese crunch chip, I realized that it does look very much like an image of Jesus Praying with his hands together. You can see the shape of the hair of Jesus. The details of Jesus Praying with his hands together.
Take a good look at the photos I took and I posted with this auction. You will see yourself that he is praying. This is just amazing, If no one bids on this i will keep this for myself forever. This cheese crunch has NEVER BEEN ALTERED in any way, shape, or form.

7. Pancake Puppy - This is a real pancake that my daughter made. She was trying to make a pancake that looked like the silhouette of Micky Mouse. But when she flipped the little pancake, one ear fell off and the remaining part became the tail. The facial features of the puppy are completely created by the random working of the heat and the pan interacting with the pancake batter.The pancake is now stored in a sealed plastic bag in the freezer. This is not a hoax or gimmick. What you see is what you get.

8. Butt Nut - : All bow to the : Butt Nut, Two conjoined hazelnuts (filberts) which have the strange resemblance to that part of the human anatomy which has fascinated mankind since the dawn of time Perhaps the first effort of natural selection to try to copy a very successful shape. Maybe an effort to help sustain the species? I don't know nuts too well. This may be clone able or more realistically plant able. One could foresee an entire tree covered with the titillating shapes. An entrepreneurial ticket to easy street.
No refunds The Butt nut is yours for better or worse

9. Mr & Mrs Carrot - Here's a pair you don't wanna let go!
Mr. and Mrs. Carrot - The Perfect Collectible Vegetable!
Definitely a freak of nature...they were found in the very same bag purchased at the supermarket! Man measures 8" long, woman measures 7" long. Anatomically Incorrect for sure! Couldn't pass this one up!

10. X-Rated Tangerine Orange - This naughty freak of nature is a never-before-seen "botanical sport" or mutation which has occurred and is still growing on a young Murcott Honey Tangerine tree at our place here at Orlando, Florida. It has been reported to citrus authorities. Whatever caused this to occur, it is a very rare occurrence, and we have never before seen such an anomaly in Citrus, even when we have personally harvested thousands of Valencia oranges from several hundred trees we used to take care of. It appears to be something of the nature of a Siamese twin. If so inclined, the successful buyer will be free to conduct scientific studies or simply add the item to a gallery of erotic fruit and vegetables.